Hennepin Canal Report – August 5

About two weeks ago, I took a Monday off work to extend my weekend as I had a late Sunday night courtesy of an Alice Cooper concert with my son, Jayce. The concert was outstanding while the following morning’s fishing left a bit to be desired. Read on for the results with a nod to the “Godfather of Shock Rock.”

Stats
Date: August 5
Location: Hennepin Canal
Time: 9:35am-12:35pm
Totals: 7 bass
Weather: Sunny/calm, 80-88F
Lures: Strike King Red Eye Shad (sexy shad) – 5 bass, 5” Yamamoto Senko (pumpkin/black flake) – 2 bass
Top 5 Weight: 7-9 (1-13,1-13,1-9,1-4,1-2)

Winning lures

12:01pm – Top Bass (tie) at 1-13 (15.5″) on a lipless crankbait

Notes and Nonsense

“I’m driving in my car (truck) now, anticipating fun.”
Under My Wheels – Alice Cooper (1971)
There’s something extra exciting about having a weekday to fish. Lots of other anglers are at work as opposed to weekends which can draw a crowd. As such, I selected a popular, easy access stretch to try my luck on a Monday morning. And just like I anticipated, I had the whole place to myself. In contrast, last Saturday I spied three boats while observing at a nearby county road.

“Feels like I’m living in the middle of doubt.”
Eighteen – Alice Cooper (1971)
I got a later start than my regular sunrise arrival after dropping one of my boys off at school. As a result, it was already quite warm by 9:30am. Combined with full sun and a complete lack of a breeze, it was uncomfortably hot. In fact, after a half hour in the heat, I was considering calling it quits. However, I felt that it would be a waste of a vacation day if I elected to go home and do chores instead. Of course, I also dig my fishing, so you know that I got over the discomfort and kept on casting.

Interesting catch as this bass was still hungry despite a broken off worm stuck in its throat

“Feed my Frankenstein.”
Feed My Frankenstein – Alice Cooper (1992)
This year’s fishing “theme/obsession” has been a quest to establish and/or boost my Top 5 Weights for each stretch of The Canal into double digits. This aim consists of catching (and releasing) five bass from an area with a combined weight of ten pounds or more. Two-pound bass are what I refer to as “good ones,” so I am looking to fool five bass that average “good one” status. For the pool that I chose on this outing, I had made one prior visit on June 19, 2023, and established an initial Top 5 Weight of 8-2. On this latest outing, I could not get the big bite that I was seeking with a pair at 1-13 being Top Bass on the trip. These did oust two smaller bass from my initial Top 5 but only gave me a boost of ten ounces to 8-12. Disappointing, but simply means that I must make a return trip.

 

Always fun to be able to add a classic rock wrinkle to a fishing report to combine a couple of my passions. Alice Cooper was definitely worth the trip and so was the outing on The Canal even though I couldn’t get any “good ones.” As the saying goes, “Any day fishing is better than a day at work.” More fishing reports to come as The Canal Top 5 Quest continues. Talk to you later. Troy

Hennepin Canal Report – August 4

For my return to The Canal, I chose a stretch that is popular with other anglers. My hope was that a sunrise start on a Sunday morning would beat the crowd and that indeed proved to be the case. The primary aim of this trip was to get a boost of two ounces to my Top 5 to reach double digits for the pool. Read on for the results from my first visit to The Canal in nearly a month.

Welcome to The Canal where you get a side of “summer salad” with your bass

Stats
Date: August 4
Location: Hennepin Canal
Time: 5:50am-8:50am
Totals: 8 bass
Weather: Partly cloudy to sunny/breezy, 66-77F
Lures: Booyah Buzzbait (snow white shad) – 5 bass, Whopper Plopper (bone) – 3 bass
Top 5 Weight: 6-13 (2-5,1-4,1-3,1-1,1-0)

7:36am – Top Bass Runner Up at 1-4 (13.5″) on a Whopper Plopper

Notes and Nonsense

Top 5 Quest – In my ongoing quest to post a ten-pound Top 5 from every pool on The Canal from Colona to the Feeder Basin, I selected a spot where my Top 5 sat at 9-14 (2-8,2-3,1-15,1-11,1-9). As such, I needed a 1-11 catch to knock out the lowest member of the Top 5 and gain the two ounces I was lacking. Reports from fellow anglers have shown that there are plenty of quality bass in the pool, but my previous efforts have found me coming up short. Just have to keep on casting.

Winning Lures

Topwater Commitment – The depth and cover on this area set up well for a topwater bite like most stretches of The Canal. However, a lack of clouds and the angle of the sunrise had the stretch in full sun shortly after my arrival. Even so, I went nearly all in on topwater with only limited casts of a swimbait, spinnerbait, and Senko wacky rig. Part one of my thought process was to stick with topwater as close to the weed cover as possible where I expected the bass to be hiding from the sun. Part two of the topwater approach was a willingness to sacrifice quantity in exchange for a quality bite. The first two hours were tough with only four bites (three on a Whopper Popper) including two “keepers” and a Top Bass of 1-4. For the final hour, I switched to a buzzbait and had better “luck.”

8:50am – Top Bass at 2-5 (17″) on a buzzbait with the last cast of the morning

Last Cast – Pushing three hours into the morning, I was still lacking the bite needed for my Top 5 boost. Adding to the disappointment was the fact that I had recently had a solid blowup on the buzzbait by a bass that lacked good aim. It’s a guessing game on how big such a bite could be but in my mind the strike was the fish that I was seeking. Luckily, at 8:50am I got a second chance when a bass nailed a buzzbait as it neared the boat on the end of a retrieve. As I battled the fish, I knew that it would make the mark. I did have trouble getting a grip on its lip but got it in the boat where it tipped the scales at 2-5. Mission accomplished in pushing my Top 5 weight for the pool to 10-10. With that bass in the bag, I elected to call it a day with the successful final cast. After a picture, I thanked the fish, released it, and rowed back to the truck.

 

Mark another spot off the list with a double-digit Top 5. Still more work to do and I was back at it the following morning on a stretch with a Top 5 mark of 8-2 that was established in my lone visit back in June of 2023. Stay tuned for that report and talk to you later. Troy

Top 5 Update

Welcome aboard to a new Top 5 angler as my nephew, Brady, lands a keeper on a family fishing outing this past weekend.

Weight: 1-3
Angler: Brady Jackson
Date: August 10
Location: McDonough County pond
Lure: Senko wacky rig (pink)
Top 5 Weight: 1-3 (1-3)

Way to go, that Senko wacky rig is a winner, even in pink. I watched Brady’s dad knocking ‘em really well on a red one last week though. Was Brent holding out on his favorite color when rigging up the kids? Talk to you later. Troy

Strip Mine Report – August 3

Back to the strip mines as I continue to give The Canal a rest. This time, Brent and I opted for a new wrinkle on our old hikes with a “float trip” approach. Read on to see how this stunt worked out.

Pre-hike Guesses, we did not do well on the weights but far exceeded out estimates on total bass

10:16am – Top Bass at 1-14 (16.5″) on a buzzbait

Stats
Date: August 3
Location: Knox County public strip pits (3 lakes)
Time: 5:45am-11:40am (5.25 hours fishing)
Totals: 64 bass (Brent – 36 Troy – 28)
Weather: Sunny/breezy, 68-88F
Water temperature: Not available
Lures (Troy): 5” Yamamoto Senko (blue pearl/silver flake) – 11 bass, Booyah Buzzbait (snow white shad) – 9 bass, Strike King Red Eye Shad (sexy shad) – 7 bass, Spro Flappin Frog 65 (natural red) – 1 bass,
Lures (Brent): 5” Yamamoto Senko (green pumpkin with large black flake) – 20 bass, Chug-N-Spit (black/chrome belly) – 13 bass, Spinnerbait – 3 bass
Top Bass: 1-14 Troy (Buzzbait), 1-10 Brent (Spinnerbait/Popper)
Top 5 Weight (combined): 8-6 (1-14,1-12,1-10,1-10,1-8)

Winning Lures – Brent

Winning Lures – Troy

Notes and Nonsense

The Departure – Our plan consisted of what we referred to as a land and water based “float trip.” Park one truck at the ending point and drive the other truck to a departure point and walk/fish our way through. Along the route there were seven or eight lakes to choose from and we wound up fishing three. A fourth was merely used as portage as we opted to call it a day in the oppressive heat.

So, the calculator app shows that 1.88 pounds equals 1 pound 14 ounces (.88 x 16), but my brother can tell you the same thing quicker

The Abacus – I am not too hip on current bass angler nicknames but back in the day I followed fishermen going by the monikers of “Ike”, “G-Man”, “KVD” or “The Kalamazoo Kid.” Well, after this outing I may start referring to my brother, Brent, as “The Abacus.” I currently use a pair of backup digital scales as my prime scale gave out last year due to water damage. The scales only display in decimals which requires some calculation. As far as numbers such as 1.10, 2.25 and so on, I am good. However, my brain isn’t quite as sharp when it comes to 1.34 or 2.84 and I must use the calculator app on my phone to dial in the exact ounces. Insert Brent on this trip as a solid substitute as he would tell me how many ounces before I was able to punch the numbers into my app. Granted, I did check him for accuracy, and he was right on the money every time.

8:00am – Brent Top Bass at 1-10 (14″) on a spinnerbait

The Return – After just over five hours of fishing, a mile and quarter of hiking, and a heat index exceeding ninety degrees, we were worn out. As we stood on the bank of a final lake, we elected to call it quits and head for home. We made it back to the truck soaked with sweat and with little left in the tank.

Breakdown of a morning of roughly 7,000 steps (approximately 110 steps per bass)

Crazy vs. Dumb – The final tally was sixty-four bass, a darn good morning. At one point earlier in the day, we had pondered a shot at landing one hundred. The fish were there, the energy was not. In hindsight, we nearly bit off more than we could chew and should have saved the stunt for cooler weather. I got a chuckle out of a social media comment from an angler we chatted with as we ended our day as he stated, “After you guys told me your route, I thought man these guys are crazy and weren’t playing around today.” Well, we did have a mission, and I thanked him for using the term “crazy” as Brent and I had a later conversation where we referred to our stunt as “dumb.”

 

A successful hike and another instance when I ponder how many more years I want to undertake such an adventure. One of these days, a few of these lakes may get the farewell tour. But do you know what? After I got home and had a nap, I actually thought “that wasn’t so bad.” Talk to you later. Troy

Strip Mine Report – July 20

After a successful return to the strip mines with my brother on July 13, I was back again the following weekend for another shot. Flying solo on this trip, I also opted to do some exploring on less familiar water. Read on for how it all turned out.

5:41am – First bass and Top Bass Runner-Up at 2-15 (17.5″) on a Whopper Plopper

Spotted this odd funnel cloud in the partly cloudy, pleasant skies. Possibly a “fair weather” funnel cloud?

Stats
Date: July 20
Location: Knox County public strip pits (3 lakes)
Time: 5:35-8:20am, 9:10-10:55am, 5:20-7:05pm
Totals: 24 bass
Weather: Partly cloudy/breezy
Lures: Spro Flappin Frog 65 (albino) – 11 bass, Booyah Buzzbait (snow white shad) – 6 bass, Strike King Red Eye Shad (sexy shad) – 4 bass, 5” Yamamoto Senko (pumpkin/black flake) – 2 bass, Whopper Plopper (bone) – 1 bass
Top Bass: 3-3 (Spro Frog)
Top 5 Weight: 11-7 (3-3,2-15,2-9,1-7,1-5)

Winning Lures

Notes and Nonsense

Lake One – My first stop was a spot that we “discovered” last year, and it has been quite productive in terms of quality bass. In just under three hours, it continued to shine with a Top 5 right at 10-0 as five of my seven bass were “keepers.” Adding to the fun was the fact that six of the seven bass were landed on topwater lures.

6:36am – Top Bass at 3-3 (18″) on a Spro Frog

Lake Two – Next up was an hour and forty-five minutes on a lake that I had first explored back in March. That initial spring trip produced thirteen bass in an hour and a half but nothing much to brag about with a Top Bass of only 1-6. This time around, I added a dozen bass including a solid 2-9 to establish a new Top Bass for the spot. The larger fish was encouraging and reinforced not relying on a first impression on new water.

9:53am – New record on a newer lake at 2-9 (18″) on a buzzbait

Lake Three – After a visit to my folks, I decided to take the long way home for a night cap on a spot where I had never made a cast. It has been on my radar for several years, but it can be difficult for me to forego proven water for the unknown. Five bass in an hour and forty-five minutes was worth the effort and all on an evening topwater bite. This lake consists of three pools of water connected by shallow flats. All were quite murky and two of the three had water and vegetation that looked very ugly. Not surprisingly, all five bass came from the less ugly area.

 

A good day of fishing and fun exploring new spots in the vicinity of familiar waters that I have fished going back to the 1980s. Always something new to learn on the vast collection of Knox County strip pits. Prior to hitting Lake Three, I had also driven past several other waters that I had never fished. One of these days…Talk to you later. Troy

Top 5 Stats

Another month means another look at the latest stats.

Bass Totals (largemouth and spotted)

2024 Totals
March = 15 bass
April = 16 bass
May = 11 bass
June = 12 bass
July = 7 bass

Top 5 Weight by Month
March = 18-3 (4-6,3-14,3-10,3-4,3-1)
April = 11-0 (2-8,2-7,2-4,2-0,1-13)
May = 14-15 (3-6,3-4,3-0,2-12,2-9)
June = 14-7 (3-12,3-0,2-10,2-9,2-8)
July = 16-2 (3-15,3-3,3-2,2-15,2-15)

Boat vs. Bank
Boat = 44 bass
Bank = 17 bass

Boat vs. Bank Weight
Boat = 17-6 (3-15,3-12,3-4,3-4,3-3)
Bank = 17-5 (4-6,3-14,3-10,3-1,2-6)

Public vs. Private
Public = 61 bass
Private = 0 bass

Public vs. Private Top 5 Weight
Public = 19-9 (4-6,3-15,3-14,3-12,3-10)
Private = no submissions

The Baits
Jerkbait = 17 bass (Top Bass 2-8 John Kirkemo)
Chatterbait = 10 bass (Top Bass 4-6 Jim Junk)
Plastic Worm = 8 bass (Top Bass 3-15 Brent Jackson)
Propbait = 7 bass (Top Bass 3-0 Troy Jackson)
Frog = 5 bass (Top Bass 3-3 Troy Jackson)
Popper = 5 bass (Top Bass 3-12 Brent Jackson)
Lipless Crankbait = 4 bass (Top Bass 2-6 Jim Junk)
Buzzbait = 2 bass (Top Bass 2-9 Troy Jackson)
Spinnerbait = 2 bass (Top Bass 3-0 Troy Jackson)
Crankbait = 1 bass (Top Bass 1-11 Troy Jackson)

Monthly Top Bass
March
4-6 Jim Junk
April
2-8 John Kirkemo
May
3-6 Brent Jackson
June
3-12 Brent Jackson
July
3-15 Brent Jackson

2024 Top 10 Bass
4-6 Jim Junk 3/3
3-15 Brent Jackson 7/19
3-14 Jim Junk 3/18
3-12 Brent Jackson 6/27
3-10 Jim Junk 3/3
3-6 Brent Jackson 5/4
3-4 Jayce Jackson 3/31
3-4 Brent Jackson 5/5
3-3 Troy Jackson 7/20
3-2 Troy Jackson 7/13

Angler Weights
Jim Junk 17-5 (4-6,3-14,3-10,3-1,2-6)
Brent Jackson 17-4 (3-15,3-12,3-6,3-4,2-15)
Troy Jackson 15-4 (3-3,3-2,3-0,3-0,2-15)
John Kirkemo 10-9 (2-8,2-7,2-0,1-13,1-13)
Julia Jackson 8-12 (2-10,1-10,1-10,1-8,1-6)
Jayce Jackson 3-4 (3-4)

Other Species

Bowfin
Troy Jackson 3-13 (3-13)

Channel Catfish
John Kirkemo 2-3 (2-3)

Freshwater Drum
Troy Jackson 2-10 (2-10)

Gar
John Kirkemo 28” (28”)

Striped Bass
John Kirkemo 6-11 (3-5,2-6,1-0)

Trout (brown and rainbow)
John Kirkemo 24” (12”, 12”)

How in the world did it get to be August already? Keep on casting and catching out there. Talk to you later. Troy

Strip Mine Report – July 13

Me and the Hennepin Canal bass have not been seeing eye to eye lately, so we agreed it was best to spend some time apart. Right on time, I received the text below from Brent and a plan was put into place to hit a Knox County public strip mine or two.

Stats
Date: July 13
Location: Knox County public strip pits (2 lakes)
Time: 5:45am-8:30am, 9:30am-1:15pm
Totals: 43 bass (Troy – 28, Brent – 15)
Weather: Sunny/breezy, 68-89F
Water temperature: Not available
Lures (Troy): 5” Yamamoto Senko (blue pearl/silver flake) – 21 bass, 6” Zoom Ultra Vibe Speed Worm (junebug) – 4 bass, Spro Flappin Frog 65 (natural red) – 2 bass, Booyah Buzzbait (snow white shad) – 1 bass
Lures (Brent): 5” Yamamoto Senko (green pumpkin with large black flake) – 13 bass, Mann’s The Ghost (chartreuse) – 1 bass, Mann’s Chug-N-Spit (black/chrome belly) – 1 bass
Top Bass: 3-2 Troy (Senko), 2-13 Brent (Senko)
Top 5 Weight (combined): 14-3 (3-2,2-14,2-13,2-11,2-11)

11:13am- Top Bass at 3-2 (19″) on a Senko

Notes and Nonsense

Predictions – When Brent and I fish together, I like to have us make pre-launch predictions of our combined totals. On this occasion, we did pretty darn good with our estimations. I was only six ounces off on our Top 5 Weight of 14-3. Brent was right on the money with his Top Bass prediction of 3-2. And after a slow start, I would have bet money that we would be closer to my Total Bass estimate than Brent’s. Fortunately, the latter portion of the day saw a better bite and Brent was only three bass off the mark with his guess of forty-six bass.

Back on Track – With my recent struggles on the Hennepin Canal, I was up for a change of scenery and what better choice than the good, old Knox County strip mines. I had not made a visit to the area since mid-April, so I was due for a reintroduction to those bass. Even after thirty-five plus years of chasing bass in the area, we continue to learn something new. And along the way, we continue to find some quality bites.

11:01am – Brent’s Top Bass at 2-13 on a Senko

Which Bro Will Row – When Brent and I hit the water in the little boat, the decision must be made to determine who will row. No rock, paper, scissors, drawing straws, or random phone app is used to decide as we often base the duty on where we are fishing. On our first lake, I rowed to give Brent a better look as he normally fishes it from a kayak which takes more focus on watercraft control. On lake number two, Brent took over on the oars. While he also fishes it from a kayak, it has become his “home lake” and he allowed me to have the upper hand as I had not fished it for several years.

6:20am – Top Bass Runner-Up at 2-14 on a frog

Slow Start, Strong Finish – Lake one was a tough bite with eight bass in just under three hours. We did have three over two and a half pounds (2-14,2-11,2-9) but came up one fish shy of a Top 5 as our four “keepers” tipped the scales at 9-3. The bass on the second stop were very cooperative with thirty-five total in just under four hours including a dozen keepers and a Top 5 of 10-4.

Brent’s winning lures – Senko, Chug N Spit, The Ghost (top to bottom)

Troy’s winning lures – Buzzbait, frog, swimming worm, Senko (clockwise from upper left)

Senko Success – Of our forty-three bass, thirty-four fell to a wacky rigged Senko. That lure is a winner most anywhere for us from May through September, but it really shines on the strip mines, particularly in the clearer bodies of water. Whenever I am asked what to throw on the strip mines, my reply is to throw a wacky rigged Senko. And if that doesn’t work, toss a different colored wacky rigged Senko.

 

It is always great to get on the water with Brent. While I would say that it wouldn’t matter if we caught many bass or not, that usually isn’t much of an issue. With the success of this outing, I decided to revisit the strip mines the following weekend as well. Stay tuned for that report and talk to you later. Troy

Thoughts at 57

I figure that I might get in trouble with some of my thoughts these days so let’s keep it lighthearted with a list of #57 as well as a few fishing pictures of my journey to 57 years of age.

Bass #57 of 2024 – Knox County public strip pit

My Top Bass #57 of All-Time – Lake Storey

“57 Channels (And Nothin’ On)” – Bruce Springsteen (1992)
Not one of The Boss’ best efforts and a droning delivery but he did have a point. Over thirty years later, I hesitate to think how many channels have nothin’ on. I sure have saved a fortune over the last 25 years with my antenna. Of course, now it is the internet and there is too much on.

#57 All-Time Album per Rolling Stone magazine’s The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time
The Band – “The Band” (1969)
A solid dose of Americana from an impressive crew of musicians consisting of four Canadians and one American. Is there a bad song from The Band? Let me know if you find one. Or better yet, don’t. Multiple vocalists but you’ve got to dig a singing drummer in the late Levon Helm on “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down” and “Up on Cripple Creek.”

#57 All-Time Movie per IMDB’s Top 500 – Greatest Movies of All Time!
No Country for Old Men (2007)
I haven’t watched a whole lot of movies in the last 20 years. Well, at least movies of my choosing as I’ve let the kids dictate since doing the family thing. However, I did see this one somewhere along the way. I dig Tommy Lee Jones, but this flick was a little too disturbing with Javier Bardem doing a good job being a bad guy. A solid movie but kind of troubling, probably won’t see it again. Maybe I’m just getting old.

I like these birthdays that are divisible by three as it is fun to comb the fishing archives for a trio of photos.

Age 19 (1986) –Les Vickery’s Pond near Victoria, IL

Age 38 (2005) – Lake Bracken

Age 57 (2024) – Knox County public strip mine, actually three days shy of turning 57 but close enough

Thank you if you were able to hang in there for this post. Talk to you later. Troy

Top 5 Update

In a repeat of last week’s Top 5 Update, the good old strip mines come through with a trio of bass to give a pair of anglers a boost. I could get used to that although I encourage anyone to get out there and take a shot.

Weight: 3-15
Angler: Brent Jackson
Date: July 19
Location: Knox County public strip pit
Lure: 5” Yamasenko wacky rig
Top 5 Weight: 17-4 (3-15,3-12,3-6,3-4,2-15) culls 2-13

Weight: 3-3
Angler: Troy Jackson
Date: July 20
Weather: Partly cloudy/calm
Location: Knox County public strip pit
Lure: Spro Flappin Frog 65 (albino)
Structure: Weed mat

Weight: 2-15
Angler: Troy Jackson
Date: July 20
Weather: Partly cloudy/calm
Location: Knox County public strip pit
Lure: Whopper Plopper 110 (bone)
Structure: Flat
Top 5 Weight: 15-4 (3-3,3-2,3-0,3-0,2-15) culls 2-14 and 2-12

A solid couple of days for us as Brent’s catch represents his Top Bass for 2024 as does the 3-3 for me. In addition, Brent edges closer to the top spot for the year as he sits only one ounce behind our leader, Jim Junk. Back to catching up on the fishing reports this week so stay tuned and talk to you later. Troy

Hennepin Canal Report – July 7

I do not typically reveal my exact location in fishing reports, instead choosing to simply include a screenshot of the general location displayed by the weather app on my phone. However, this report is an exception as I will tell you exactly where I launched as a sort of public service message. If you elect to put a watercraft in at the Lock 23 Campground, stick to that short pool and do not attempt to pass through the tube headed east.

That tube is among the lengthiest on The Canal and possibly the least traveled based on the sheer volume of cobwebs and spiders that call the dark passage home. As I emerged from a tough upstream traverse, I was covered in webs, sharing my boat with various arachnids, and paraphrasing Dr. Seuss (including a few words that are not found in his entertaining writings).

So, with a nod to Theodor Geisel, here we go with another fishing report.

9:33am – Top Bass at 1-12 (15″) on a topwater frog

Stats
Date: July 7
Location: Hennepin Canal
Time: 5:50am-12:15pm
Totals: 8 bass, 1 freshwater drum
Weather: Partly cloudy/breezy, 63-80F
Lures: Strike King Red Eye Shad (sexy shad) – 4 bass/1 freshwater drum, Spro Flappin Frog 65 (natural red) – 2 bass, War Eagle Spinnerbait (chartreuse/white) with Bass Pro Shops Twin Tail trailer (Houdini) – 1 bass, 5” Yamamoto Senko (pumpkin/black flake) – 1 bass
Top 5 Weight: 6-4 (1-12,1-8,1-0,1-0,1-0)

Winning Lures

Notes and Nonsense

Oh, the Places You’ll Go (1990) – This trip checked off another mile of previously unseen water in my quest to row/fish all thirty-four miles from the Rock River in Colona to the Feeder Basin just northwest of Sheffield. To do so it requires a bit more effort than other fishing holes that feature convenient parking lots and functional boat ramps. And that is part of the appeal of this adventure.

These were not too intimidating but their relatives below did creep me out a bit

And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street (1937) – Partially obstructing the downstream entrance to the tube were mulberry tree branches. My efforts to enter and begin moving through the tube caused not only several mulberries to fall into the boat but also a batch of the resident spiders to come along for a ride. I am not a huge fan of spiders, but these wispy web weavers were not very intimidating. The interior residents of the tube, however, were a whole different story.


Not a Dr. Seuss composition but in the same vein from Al Perkins and quite fitting.

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish (1960) – Okay, maybe more like green fish, silver fish as two species were caught, largemouth bass and freshwater drum (above).

Cool looking spider on my boat cushion but not real cool when a bunch of them are crawling around in an eight-foot johnboat

“I do not like them, Sam-I-Am” – Green Eggs and Ham (1960), Dr. Seuss

“They live in tubes of steel and tin,
I don’t like spiders, Hen-nep-in
Not in a boat,
Not on my float,
Not in a tunnel,
Not on my gunnel,
No not at all,
It’s just no fun-nel,
I do not like them in my stache or beard,
Or on my hat, it’s just plain weird,
I don’t like the spiders, Hen-nep-in,
I will not pass that tube again!”

Troy Jackson (2024)

 

I have done a few things over the years in pursuit of those green fish that have prompted me to question if it was worth the effort or potential consequences. You know, things like poison ivy, ticks, storms, distance, terrain, and a little borderline trespassing. For all the above, despite knowing better the first time, I did them again. Maybe I am getting older, wiser, or both, but I can confidently say that I will never pass through the tube at the Lock 23 Campground ever again. Talk to you later. Troy